No, I will not watch the half time show.

No, I do not give a d*mn about watching it for the commercials.

No, I do not root for one of your teams.

Yes, I love the ice.

Yes, I love to watch a grown man get his face smashed into plexiglass.

Yes, I will sing along to the Canadian national anthem.

I. WILL. WATCH. HOCKEY.

Because„,

I AM CANADIAN!

…Thank you….

So drinking tea and I spit it out. “I didn’t think it was hot… Its double cupped.” I was serious.